Is it possible to expect the formation of a government of national salvation in which the Armenian National Congress (ANC) will receive some kind of portfolio? This possibility, which sounded in the speech of Levon Ter-Petrosyan at the rally on March 1, has already become the most interesting intrigue of the political season. What will be saved by the nation? In which composition will the nation save? Does the people want to be saved? Or the people believe that the salvation of the drowning is the case of the drowning? What will want ANC for participation in the salvation of the people? What is ready to offer the authorities to Congress for this participation? And in general, is it possible in Armenian reality that the authorities and the opposition unite, saving the people? Well, and at the same time ourselves? Because if nothing to do, there will be neither the authorities nor the opposition. At least in the current form. Analysis of history makes us skeptical about the possibility of uniting the Armenian princes in the rescue of the people. because… However, everyone already knows why. But the analysis of the current political moment suggests that there was a unique chance of collective actions and collective responsibility. Which, of course, is unusual. More familiar to Vardan and Vasak, who are the mother. Or brothers who are Saraoyan. But the story, like an old lady who has become a lot and many in her lifetime, is wise. She always provides another chance to grow up. And draw conclusions. And wiser. Let’s say how Martiros wiser. Once Martiros decided to arrange a revolution. But in order to make it, it was necessary to find revolutionaries. A cohort of people with a hot heart, a cold head and clean hands. “You have clean hands?”, – asked Martiros a neighbor. “I washed yesterday,” the neighbor answered. “And what a head?”. “Hot. I’ll go to everything “. “I need cold,” Martiros sighed sadly and went to another neighbor. The head was cold, but with the heart it was out of order. The neighbor worked in macroeconomics and therefore received a microinfarction. The tired Martiros came home and tiredly admitted his wife that there was no one to make a revolution with. “Do one,” his wife shrugged, whom Martiros began to bother with her problems. Martiros took this advice seriously and decided to make a revolution alone. He wrote on the poster: “Get up, a curse of branded, the whole world of hungry and slaves,” went to the square and stood in front of the government’s house. “What are you doing, Martiros?”, – passers -by asked him interestedly. “Revolution,” Martiros replied proudly. And he began to scream “Ura-A-A”, but no one left the cries of the Government House. But Yerevan is not a city where you can shout “Ura-A” and not get supporters. After some time, a man joined Martiros and also began to scream “Ura-A-A”. “What are you screaming?”, – Martiros asked him. “You see, brother, I want to ask for political asylum in America. Like a democrat, ”the man answered honestly. They began to scream together. After some time, the third joined them and also began to scream. “What are you screaming?”, – both revolutionaries asked him. “I want a woman. But there is no money. So I scream, ”the man answered. Then they came up again, and after an hour thirty thousand people stood at the government house, and everyone shouted gambling. Everyone about his own, painful. “Who organized this unauthorized rally?”, – the prime minister asked the assistant. “Martyros,” the assistant answered. And the prime minister ordered Martiros to call. And when Martiros was introduced, he asked: “What do you need, Martiros, at this crisis hour?”. Martiros thought. I thought for a long time. And finally he said: “I want to save the people from the crisis”. The prime minister also thought, sighed and said: “Okay, Martyros. I appoint you the Minister of Social Support. We will go out of the crisis together “. This is how Martiros became a minister. We will talk about his adventures in this capacity next time.
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